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  Wolf was impressed. He had known that Hopkins was good, but this—! “What possible benefit is there for them?”

  “Beats the living hell out of me, lover-boy. Don’t know, don’t care, and don’t ask. That’s my motto.”

  A long-haired pale young man sitting nearby said, “The government is all hacked up on social engineering. They do a lot of weird things, and you never find out why. You learn not to ask questions.”

  “Hey, listen, Hawk, bringing Janis back to life isn’t weird. It’s a beautiful thing to do,” Maggie objected. “Yeah. I only wish they could really bring her back. Sit her down next to me. Love to talk with that lady.”

  “You two would tear each other’s eyes out,” Cynthia said.

  “What? Why?”

  “Neither one of you’d be willing to give up the spotlight to the other.”

  Maggie cackled. “Ain’t it the truth? Still, she’s one broad I’d love to have met. A real star, see? Not a goddamned echo like me.”

  Hawk broke in, said, “You, Wolf. Where does your pilgrimage take you now? The group goes on tour the day after tomorrow; what are your plans?”

  “I don’t really have any,” Wolf said. He explained his situation. “I’ll probably stay in Baltimore until it’s time to go up north. Maybe I’ll take a side trip or two.”

  “Why don’t you join the group, then?” Hawk asked. “We’re planning to make the trip one long party. And we’ll slam into Boston in just less than a month. The tour ends there.”

  “That,” said Cynthia, “is a real bright idea. All we need is another nonproductive person on board the train.”

  Maggie bristled. “So what’s wrong with it?”

  “Nothing’s wrong with it. It’s just a dumb idea.”

  “Well, I like it. How about it, Ace? You on the train or off?”

  “I—” He stopped. Well, why not? “Yes. I would be pleased to go along.”

  “Good.” She turned to Cynthia. “Your problem, sweets, is that you’re just plain jealous.”

  “Oh, Christ, here we go again.”

  “Well, don’t bother. It won’t do you any good. Hey, you see that piece of talent at the far end of the bar?”

  “Maggie, that ‘piece of talent,’ as you call him, is eighteen years old. At most.”

  “Yeah. Nice though.” Maggie stared wistfully down the bar. “He’s kinda pretty, ya know?”

  ***

  Wolf spent the next day clearing up his affairs and arranging for the letters of credit. The morning of departure day, he rose early and made his way to Baltimore Station. A brief exchange with the guards let him into the walled train yard.

  The train was an ungainly steam locomotive with a string of rehabilitated cars behind it. The last car had the word PEARL painted on it, in antique psychedelic lettering.

  “Hey, Wolf! Come lookit this mother.” A lone figure waved at him from the far end of the train. Maggie.

  Wolf joined her. “What do you think of it, hah?”

  He searched for something polite to say. “It is very impressive,” he said finally. The word that leapt to mind was grotesque.

  “Yeah, there’s a methane processing plant nearby. Hey, lookit me! Up and awake at eight in the morning. Can ya take it’? Had to get behind a little speed to do it, though.”

  The idiom was beyond him. “You mean—you were late waking up?”

  “What? Oh, hey, man, you can be—look, forget I said a thing. No.” She pondered a second. “Look, Wolf. There’s this stuff called ‘speed,’ it can wake you up in the morning, give you a little boost, get you going.Ya know?”

  Awareness dawned. “You mean amphetamines.”

  “Yeah, well this stuff ain’t exactly legal, dig? So I’d just as soon you didn’t spread the word around. I mean, I trust you man, but I wanna be sure you know what’s happening before you go shooting off your mouth.”

  “I understand,” Wolf said. “I won’t say anything. But you know that amphetamines are—”

  “Gotcha, Ace. Hey, you gotta meet the piece of talent I picked up last night. Hey, Dave! Get your ass over here, lover.”

  A young sleepy-eyed blond shuffled around the edge of the train. He wore white shorts, defiantly it seemed to Wolf, and a loose blouse buttoned up to his neck. Giving Maggie a weak hug around the waist, he nodded to Wolf.

  “Davie’s got four nipples, just like me. How about that? I mean, it’s gotta be a pretty rare mutation, hah?”

  Dave hung his head, half blushing. “Aw, Janis,” he mumbled. Wolf waited for Maggie to correct the boy, but she didn’t. Instead she led them around and around the train chatting away madly, pointing out this, that, and the other thing.

  Finally, Wolf excused himself, and returned to his hostel. He left Maggie prowling about the train, dragging her pretty-boy after her. Wolf went out for a long lunch, picked up his bags, and showed up at the train earlier than most of the entourage.

  ***

  The train lurched, and pulled out of the station. Maggie was in constant motion, talking, laughing, directing the placement of luggage. She darted from car to car, never still. Wolf found a seat and stared out the window. Children dressed in rags ran alongside the tracks, holding out hands and begging for money. One or two of the party threw coins; more laughed and threw bits of garbage.

  Then the children were gone, and the train was passing through endless miles of weathered ruins. Hawk sat down beside Wolf. “It’ll be a slow trip,” he said. “The train has to go around large sections of land it’s better not to go through.” He started moodily at the broken-windowed shells that were once factories and warehouses. “Look out there, pilgrim, that’s my country,” he said in a disgusted voice. “Or the corpse of it.”

  “Hawk, you’re close to Maggie.”

  “Now if you go out to the center of the continent…” Hawk’s voice grew distant. “There’s a cavern out there, where they housed radioactive waste. It was formed into slugs and covered with solid gold—anything else deteriorates too fast. The way I figure it, a man with a lead suit could go into the cavern arid shave off a fortune. There’s tons of the stuff there.” He sighed. “Someday I’m going to rummage through a few archives and go.”

  “Hawk, you’ve got to listen to me.”

  Hawk held up a hand for silence. “It’s about the drugs, right? You just found out, and you want me to warn her.”

  “Warning her isn’t good enough. Someone has to stop her.”

  “Yes, well. Try to understand, Maggie was in Hopkins for three months while they performed some very drastic surgery on her. She didn’t look a thing like she does now, and she could sing but her voice wasn’t anything to rave about. Not to mention the mental implants.

  “Imagine the pain she went through. Now ask yourself what are the two most effective painkillers in existence?”

  “Morphine and heroin. But in my country, when drugs are resorted to, the doctors wean the patients off them before their release.”

  “That’s not the point. Consider this—Maggie could have had Hopkins remove the extra nipples. They could have done it. But she wasn’t willing to go through the pain.”

  “She seems proud of them.”

  “She talks about them a lot, at least.”

  The train lurched and stumbled. Three of the musicians had uncrated their guitars and were playing more “Dead” music. Wolf chewed his lip in silence for a time, then said, “So what is the point you’re making?”

  “Simply that Maggie was willing to undergo the greater pain so that she could become Janis. So when I tell you she only uses drugs as painkillers, you have to understand that I’m not necessarily talking about physical pain.” Hawk got up and left.

  Maggie danced into the car. “Big time!” she whooped. “We made it into the big time, boys and girls. Hey, let’s party!”

  ***

  The next ten days were one extended party, interspersed with concerts. The reception in Wilmington was phenomenal. Thousands came to see the sh
ow; many were turned away. Maggie was unsteady before the first concert, achingly afraid of failure. But she played a rousing set, and was called back time and time again. Finally, exhausted and limp, her hair sticking to a sweaty forehead, she stood up front and gasped, “That’s all there is, boys and girls. I love ya and I wish there was more to give ya, but there ain’t. You used it all up.” And the applause went on and on…

  The four shows in Philadelphia began slowly, but built up big. A few seats were unsold at the first concert; people were turned away for the second. The last two were near-riots. The group entrained to Newark for a day’s rest and put on a Labor Day concert that made the previous efforts look pale. They stayed in an obscure hostel for an extra day’s rest.

  Wolf spent his rest day sight-seeing. While in Philadelphia he had hired a native guide and prowled through the rusting refinery buildings at Point Breeze. They rose to the sky forever in tragic magnificence, and it was hard to believe there had ever been enough oil in the world to fill the holding tanks there. In Wilmington, he let the local guide lead him to a small Italian neighborhood to watch a religious festival.

  The festival was a parade, led first by a priest trailed by eight altar girls, with incense burners and fans. Then came twelve burly men carrying the flower-draped body of an ancient Cadillac. After them came the faithful, in coveralls and chador, singing.

  Wolf followed the procession to the river, where the car was placed in a hole in the ground, sprinkled with holy water, and set afire. He asked the guide what story lay behind the ritual, and the boy shrugged. It was old, he was told, very very old.

  It was late when Wolf returned to the hostel. He was expecting a party, but found it dark and empty. Cynthia stood in the foyer, hands behind her back, staring out a barred window at black nothingness.

  “Where is everybody?” Wolf asked. It was hot. Insects buzzed about the coal-oil lamp, batting against it frenziedly.

  Cynthia turned, studied him oddly. Her forehead was beaded with sweat. “Maggie’s gone home—she’s attending a mid-school reunion. She’s going to show her old friends what a hacking big star she’s become. The others?” She shrugged. “Off wherever puppets go when there’s no one to bring them to life. Their rooms, probably.”

  “Oh.” Cynthia’s dress clung damply to her legs and sides. Dark stains spread out from under her armpits. “Would you like to play a game of chess or—something?”

  Cynthia’s eyes were strangely intense. She took a step closer to him. “Wolf, I’ve been wondering. You’ve been celibate on this trip. Is there a problem? No? Maybe a girlfriend back home?”

  “There was, but she won’t wait for me.” Wolf made a deprecating gesture. “Maybe that was part of the reason I took this trip.”

  She took one of his hands, placed it on her breast. “But you are interested in girls?” Then, before he could shape his answer into clumsy words, she whispered, “Come on,” and led him to her room.

  Once inside, Wolf seized Cynthia and kissed her, deeply and long. She responded with passion, then drew away and with a little shove toppled them onto the bed. “Off with your clothes,” she said. She shucked her blouse in a complex fluid motion. Pale breasts bobbled, catching vague moonlight from the window.

  After an instant’s hesitation, Wolf doffed his own clothing. By contrast with Cynthia he felt weak and irresolute, and it irked him to feel that way. Determined to prove he was nothing of the kind, he reached for Cynthia as she dropped onto the bed beside him. She evaded his grasp.

  “Just a moment, pilgrim.” She rummaged through a bag by the headboard. “Ah. Care for a little treat first? It’ll enhance the sensations.”

  “Drugs?” Wolf asked, feeling an involuntary horror.

  “Oh, come down off your high horse. Once won’t melt your genes. Give a gander at what you’re being so critical of.”

  “What is it?”

  “Vanilla ice cream,” she snapped. She unstoppered a small vial and meticulously dribbled a few grains of white powder onto a thumbnail. “This is expensive, so pay attention. You want to breathe it all in with one snort. Got that? So by the numbers: take a deep breath and breathe out slowly. That’s it. Now in. Now out and hold.”

  Cynthia laid her thumbnail beneath Wolf’s nose, pinched one nostril shut with her free hand. “Now in fast. Yeah!”

  He inhaled convulsively and was flooded with sensations. A crisp, clean taste filled his mouth, and a spray of fine white powder hit the back of his throat. It tingled pleasantly. His head felt spacious. He moved his jaw, suspiciously searching about with his tongue.

  Cynthia quickly snorted some of the powder herself, restopperingthe vial.

  “Now,” she said. “Touch me. Slowly, slowly, we’ve got all night. That’s the way. Ahhhh.” She shivered. “I think you’ve got the idea.”

  They worked the bed for hours. The drug, whatever it was, made Wolf feel strangely clearheaded and rational, more playful and more prone to linger. There was no urgency to their lovemaking; they took their time. Three, perhaps four times they halted for more of the powder, which Cynthia doled out with careful ceremony. Each time they returned to their lovemaking with renewed interest and resolution to take it slowly, to postpone each climax to the last possible instant.

  The evening grew old. Finally, they lay on the sheets, not touching, weak and exhausted. Wolf’s body was covered with a fine sheen of sweat. He did not care to even think of making love yet another time. He refrained from saying this.

  “Not bad,” Cynthia said softly. “I must remember to recommend you to Maggie.”

  “Sin, why do you do that?”

  “Do what?”

  “We’ve just—been as intimate as two human beings can be. But as soon as it’s over, you say something cold. Is it that you’re afraid of contact?”

  “Christ.” It was an empty syllable, devoid of religious content, and flat. Cynthia fumbled in her bag, found a metal case, pulled a cigarette out, and lit it. Wolf flinched inwardly. “Look, pilgrim, what are you asking for? You planning to marry me and take me away to your big, clean African cities to meet your momma? Hah?

  “Didn’t think so. So what do you want from me? Mental souvenirs to take home and tell your friends about? I’ll give you one; I spent years saving up enough to go see a doctor, find out if I could have any brats. Went to one last year, and what do you think he tells me? I’ve got red-cell dyscrasia, too far gone for treatment, there’s nothing to do but wait. Lovely, hah? So one of these days it’ll just stop working and I’ll die. Nothing to be done. So long as I eat right, I won’t start wasting away, so I can keep my looks up to the end. I could buy a little time if I gave up drugs like this”—she waved the cigarette, and an ash fell on Wolf’s chest. He brushed it away quickly— “and the white powder, and anything else that makes life worth living. But it wouldn’t buy me enough time to do anything worth doing.” She fell silent. “Hey. What time is it?”

  Wolf climbed out of bed, rummaged through his clothing until he found his timepiece. He held it up to the window, squinted. “Um. Twelve…fourteen.”

  “Oh, nukes.” Cynthia was up and scrabbling for her clothes. “Come on, get dressed. Don’t just stand there.”

  Wolf dressed himself slowly. “What’s the problem?”

  “I promised Maggie I’d get some people together to walk her back from that damned reunion. It ended hours ago, and I lost track of the time.” She ignored his grin. “Ready? Come on, we’ll check her room first and then the foyer. God, is she going to be mad.”

  They found Maggie in the foyer. She stood in the center of the room, haggard and bedraggled, her handbag hanging loosely from one hand. Her face was livid with rage. The sputtering lamp made her face look old and evil.

  “Well!” she snarled. “Where have you two been?”

  “In my room, balling,” Cynthia said calmly. Wolf stared at her, appalled.

  “Well, that’s just beautiful. That’s really beautiful, isn’t it? Do you know where I’ve
been while my two best friends were upstairs humping their brains out? Hey? Do you want to know?” Her voice reached hysterical peak. “I was being raped by two jennie-deafs, that’s where!”

  She stormed past them, half-cocking her arm as if she were going to assault them with her purse, then thinking better of it. They heard her run down the hall. Her door slammed.

  Bewildered, Wolf said, “But I—”

  “Don’t let her dance on your head,” Cynthia said. “She’s lying.”

  “Are you certain?”

  “Look, we’ve lived together, bedded the same men—I know her. She’s all hacked off at not having an escort home. And Little Miss Sunshine has to spread the gloom.”

  “We should have been there,” Wolf said dubiously. “She could have been killed, walking home alone.”

  “Whether Maggie dies a month early or not doesn’t make a bit of difference to me, pilgrim. I’ve got my own problems.”

  “A month—? Is Maggie suffering from a disease too?”

  “We’re all suffering, we all—Ah, the hell with you too.” Cynthia spat on the floor, spun on her heel, and disappeared down the hallway. It had the rhythm and inevitability of a witch’s curse.

  ***

  The half-day trip to New York left the troupe with playtime before the first concert, but Maggie stayed in seclusion, drinking. There was talk about her use of drugs, and this alarmed Wolf, for they were all users of drugs themselves.

  There was also gossip about the reunion. Some held that Maggie had dazzled her former friends—who had not treated her well in her younger years-had been glamorous and gracious. The predominant view, however, was that she had been soundly snubbed, that she was still a freak and an oddity in the eyes of her former contemporaries. That she had left the reunion alone.

  Rumors flew about the liaison between Wolf and Cynthia too. The fact that she avoided him only fed the speculation.

  Despite everything the New York City concerts were a roaring success. All four shows were sold out as soon as tickets went on sale. Scalpers made small fortunes that week, and for the first time the concerts were allowed to run into the evening. Power was diverted from a section of the city to allow for the lighting and amplification. And Maggie sang as she had never sung before. Her voice roused the audience to a frenzy, and her blues were enough to break a hermit’s heart.